nerdystripper:

jehovahhthickness:

creatingfromculture:

tashabilities:

furbytheminx:

ideocosmonaut:

cutefatprincess:

alolanawkword:

jehovahhthickness:

I’m going paddleboarding this weekend and I invited 4 of my friends. 3 of them bailed and one of them still hasn’t answered. Guess what bitch is still going paddleboarding even if it means going alone?

Moral of the story:

Stop waiting on other people to live your life

This is why I do everything alone.

When I went with my friends to Orlando, I wanted to go to Universal but they werent feeling up to it that day. Guess who hitched a ride from the hotel to Universal and had a fucking blast all by himself exploring The Wizarding World of Harry Potter?

Originally posted by danks-gif

I travel so much solo i literally cannot fathom bringing someone with me and comprising on MY trip lol

Yeah, I LIKE solo travel. 

I took a loser along with me for my birthday trip and it was NOT the business. 

Unless we fucking, I’m good on going places WITH people. 

Solo traveler here whose been to Thailand & Bali by myself. I wouldn’t trade that experience for nothing!

How y'all going to Bali by yourselves without being kidnapped?? Put me on!

I’ve been to Bali by myself too lol. Traveling alone really isn’t as scary as people make it out to be. Be aware of your surroundings and don’t do anything stupid and you’ll be good!

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gothicccbby:

fluffymerry:

dynastylnoire:

clarknokent:

dontforgettheclit:

thenoirsextherapist:

iloveyouwaymoore:

I don’t like “daddy aesthetic” niggas. These the type of niggas that only wanna be daddy when it comes to gettin’ in ya guts, but wouldn’t dare call you princess, baby girl or kitten outside of sex. These the type of niggas that won’t tuck you in or kiss your forehead after sex, but be quick af to rip them sheets off when he wants some kitty. These the type of niggas that will ignore safe words, and care less about your pleasure, as long as he gets his nut. These the type of niggas that will treat like a fuck doll, not his angel. These the type of niggas that are only “daddy” when he can force/trick you to say it.

THIS IS  IMPORTANT 

That’s 99% percent of yall Tumblr Niggas. Tbh

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Welp

99 percent of most niggas

the think porn is like a playbook and reenact the shit they’ve been seeing on red tube. 

and they aren’t even kinky. they just like being called daddy and being violent in bed. 

Originally posted by xeptum

Holy fuck. Its sad how accurate this is.

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paris-xo:

ssugarandoldspice:

When he wants to exchange numbers simply say “Hi Dave, I already have a Dave in my phone book, we went to college/school/work/kick boxing class together. Do you have a last name, to save confusion? I certainly don’t want to text him things meant for you :)”

Then get your ass on Google.

Omgg soo simple yet effective!! Lemme start doing this 😂

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sugardreamdiary:

Tip for asking for a pot’s full name

If he seems respectful / promising, set a date in at an upscale restaurant. Ask him to make the reservation. When it’s all set, ask him “Could you tell me the name our reservation is under? Just in case I get there before you! 😌”

I’ve found this comes across as less suspecting or invasive to him, compared to telling a guy “I need your full legal name so I can run a background check on you.”

Of course, he could still give a fake name for a reservation, but at least you’ll be able to discern that when you Google the shit out of his alias.

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